AMERICA, IT'S TIME TO FALL IN LOVE AGAIN!
Tired of the same ol', same ol' on the dating scene? Well, you're in luck, because that's all about to change, thanks to one man:
THE JOE DIFFERENCE
Ladies, when you go on a date with Joe, you can expect something a little different, a little exciting, and a lot sexy. It all boils down to Joe's simple formula:
First, Joe will wine you with a heaping helping of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This ice-cold 5-pack (Joe gets one; he's driving you, after all) is just a prelude to the main course: A two-piece chicken dinner, WITH BISCUIT, at Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits, rated America's only five-star fast food eatery.
From there, who knows? It's up to you.
Are you ready to take a ride on the Joe Train? Contact Joe today, and make your reservation.
(WARNING: Women who are afraid to find out what love is are not eligible.)
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